LONDON — Stella McCartney has a latest alter-ego: Stella on the Shelf.

The British designer has released a brief comical Christmas video imitating an ‘80s QVC teleshopping program showcasing the perfect gifts to purchase for the festive season, starting from products from her own ready-to-wear; accessories and beauty range, to endorsing items by her family and friends.

“Ho! Ho! Ho! Bi–hes, Stella on the Shelf here, coming to you this festive season from my Old Bond Street store, move over Oprah,” the designer says within the opening of the short video, wearing a faux-fur coat with large clear aviator glasses and oversized blow-dried wig resembling an additional from the 1988 film “Working Girl.”

Within the video, McCartney puts on her best home-shopping voice with a gold Falabella bag in hand. “It’s my vegan frame bag in metallic gold. It’s totally plant based. Loves Mother Earth, loves all her creatures and my god you possibly can’t tell the difference. Oh fabulous,” she muses within the clip.

What does McCartney keep in her Falabella? “Well, one thing that may’t be missed, my Alter-Care Serum is the final word in clean beauty. I wish to wash all of it off at the tip of a hardworking day with my Reset Cleanser,” she continues.

“Family, it’s all about family this festive season,” says McCartney, holding a “Let It Be” vinyl record from The Beatles.

McCartney takes a gulp of fashion photographer Mert Alas’ Seventy One gin. “I used to be born in 1971, any old excuse, right?” she jokes within the mimicked American accent.

It’s a Stella-bration.