EVEN KEEL: The Dior cruise is back, and no, it’s not a fashion collection, but as an alternative the brand’s summer wellness spa on the river Seine, which is back for an additional season.

Starting on July 3, in tandem with couture week starting in Paris, the boat will run through July 14, with reservations available on dior.com.

The yacht is called Stunning Excellence and shall be moored at Port Henri IV, near Île Saint-Louis, offering tailor-made holistic treatment programs, billed to treat mental, emotional and physical well-being, using the LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton-owned brand’s protocols. There are two forms of cruises on offer, lasting two hours each, though they could be combined for a four-hour extravaganza.

The treatment cruise includes an hourlong face or body treatment — focused on detox, balance, reverse-aging, power or rest, which can be found on specific dates — and a one-hour rest on the deck.

The wellness cruise comprises one hour of R&R on deck, then 60 minutes of an activity akin to Pilates flow, respirology and postural stretching, mobility or detox flow.

The Excellence’s remodeled decor includes the brand’s signature toile de jouy, in blue and beige accents, in addition to canework.

The 1,290-square-foot upper teak deck boasts and open-air sports deck, juice bar and pool — replete with lounge chairs from which it’s possible to view Paris monuments, akin to the Notre-Dame cathedral, Musée d’Orsay and Grand Palais drift by.

Below the deck, after passing through a reception room containing Dior skincare and fragrance, a corridor results in 4 single cabins, plus one double with a lounge.